Fuckin Rain

Enough already



I can't take it anymore. This rain is killing me. It's like living in Seattle. Fifteen inches of rain since January. My lawn is mud, my house smells like a wet cat and my car wont start. Can't sleep with all the thunder. Fuckin hill behind me is oozing yellow slime. My hairs been wet since the 5th. Cat wont sleep.

I hope this isn't some religious deal. Fourty days and fourty nights. Well guess what? It's been fourty eight days! Come on God. The parties over.

I'm moving to Tucson. Fuck!