Housesitting

I need a job

Some people aspire to greatness. I do too. That's why I want to be a housesitter. There are no classes you can take. No consultants to consult. I don't even know a professional sitter. I guess I'm a visionary. An idealist. A romantic utopian. Shit like that.

I've been trying to practice but it's hard getting people out of their houses. So I've had to practice in my own home. I've been like getting my own mail. Feeding the cat. I think I'm ready.

I don't know what the future will bring. But I have a magazine and my own towel. I believe the future will be bright.