Thursday, December 09, 2004

God done those squirrels wrong

Here we go again

Every year at my house, squirrels dig holes in my yard hiding their nuts. The nuts come from the chestnuts tree from the nut next store. I must have at least fifty trillion holes on the property. So far in the six years that my lovely wife and I have lived here, I have witnessed approximately 4 generations of squirrels digging up my yard looking, and looking, for nuts that aren't there.

God gave squirrels a keen intuition when it comes to burying nuts. But no intuition at finding them. They really have no idea where the nuts are. I don't think they know where 'they' are either.

You should see these guys digging and digging. Stupid bastards.

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