Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Science Non-Fiction

And away we go!

They say curiosity killed the cat. Fuck cats.

Monday, July 25, 2005

PFS

Ever hear a planet?

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

High Times

Big Talker


Ever since Ari Fleischer left the White House he's been haning out with me and my wife here at the big house. He says he's going to put in a pool or get us some new lawn furiture but so far it's just been pot and beer.

I'm his best friend. And Ari always says, "These days it's always party time and no time is a bad time to kick it up a notch with Ari Fleischer". With his new book out, 'Taking Heat', Ari is all talk. We've got money in our pockets and time on our hands. We take the high road and we take the low road. He wants to build a skyscraper and name it after me and him. He's got an XJ7000. Yesterday we ran over a deer! Just for something to do.

Next week Ari said he was going to buy me and my wife a brand new Fabulous Super Yacht on Coney Island!

Hope he comes through.